Some More Food for Thought to Chew On.
Vanya, sorry I wasn't actually sure from your reply that you were aware of Moebius work on Alien, "the Spacesuits were inspired by drawings Moebius made for Heavy Metal magazine". But I missed the fact you then state "His designs were used for the suits in the first film". My bad. But one thing I have to say is really annoying me about posting on this site is:
WARNING: OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AHEAD. KIDS COVER YER EYES
All the bloody advertising! As I hadn't checked this site out in over 12 months, due to being too fuckin' exhausted at night after doing the hard slog 10 - 12 hours a day (if you're ever thinking about a career change and your're the type of person who doesn't react well to stress, don't go into catering) but as I am between jobs and actually have the time to get online again I thought why not, I'll join up and add my two cents worth into the mix, give me something to keep my brain occupied and stimulated. I wasn't prepared for the increase in fucking advertising on the site, I don't recall it being this obtrusive before and I gotta say: it's driving me BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY!
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Right, now I've got that out of my system, I just want to ask does anyone else experience the difficulties with posting that I am experiencing? The pop up ads that constantly bombard you when you are trying to read a reply, If you try and close them that just takes you to their page, the page is constantly jumpiong up and down randomly, and doing a simple thing like trying to post becomes a real chore, you miss bits of information ijn the replies, miss seeing some replies, and trying to read a post or reply can be a nightmare and a headache and a major stress, I really don't know if I can keep posting as this was meant to be a way to shut out the bullshit and stress of modern living, and here it is right in your face yet again.
I choose not to deal with advertising in my life as best as I can. I try and avoid commercial TV or channel surf when ads come on if there is a show or documentary on I wanta see. Advertising is aimed at brain dead idiots who need to be told what to think and what they need to make their lives better, and what really piisses me off about it the most is: advertising is ruining some very good music. For the sake of selling you headache meds or botox enemas or mega caffeine bloody energy drinks! (Fry: "I used to drink 20 cans a day right up until my third heart attack"). I have heard some classic Rock and Roll, Folk and Hip Hop songs used to sell all sorts of rubbish, for fucks sake they even once used a Dead Kennedys song (Holiday in Cambodia) to sell Levi's jeans (still scratching my head over that one), I've also heard them rape Creedence, Bob Dylan, and many, many others, I used to despise some of these artists for selling out their art for such trash when I was younger, but have come to realise that most of 'em don't actually own their music or have any control over how it is used, record companies in the 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's were all FASCIST BASTARDS What is tragic about this is a whole generation of kids (some of whom might actually like some of this music, not all young people have shite taste) are only going to know this music and associate it with some product or other and that might not inspire that small percentage of kids that would have gone on to: picking up a microphone, or a guitar or a pair of drumsticks, and that is just a damn shame. One Direction, Miley frickin' Virus and Justin Bieber will inherit the Earth, pass the vomit bag please. New idea for Crossover Franchise: Alien Vs Cyrus.
Anyway I'm starting to rant again so Back On Mission.
On The Plot Holes in Alien.
Why didn't they just X-Ray Kane?
Ash does actually X-Ray Kane. In the scene where Ripley goes to the Med Bay to confront Ash about letting them back in the ship, Ash is actually studying the embryo inside Kane, when Ripley comes in he switches off the monitor. She isn't aware of what she's seen, as she asks Ash "What is it?"
Why do they let Kane out of the Med Bay and have a meal with them when he has just had an alien parasite on his face?
Well I figure these people are truckers not scientists, so they probably wouldn't think about it that much, and Ash knows vaguely what will transpire, but I figured that the company were only peripherally aware of the Alien and he is probably not sure exactly what will happen or when. He is surprised at how quickly it all happens, check out how he reacts when he realises what's happening ("oh shit, it's happeneing now") he even mutters "shit" under his breath, definately a surprised reaction.
Why don't they freeze him until they get back to Earth?
I believe that this would have been Ash's intention all along, they were going back into Hypersleep after dinner. As a robot programmed by the company surely they wouldn't have just let him use the Nostromo as a weapons testing lab, they are after all towing a refinery processing millions of tons of ore that represents multi billions of dollars worth of profit to the company and I can't believe that Weyland Yutani would throw that away unnecesarily, especially if they are not 100 percent certain exactly what will happen to Kane. As above I think Ash is caught unprepared by the speed of the embryo's birth. The crew are expendable to the corporation, but the cargo sure as hell wouldn't be.
Why did they split up when searching for the Alien?
Well from the crew's perspective all they think they are looking for is a creature the size of a snake, it's obvious they expect nothing like the full grown adult, they even mistake the cat for the Alien. On seeing Brett taken by the mature creature, Parker says in a state of shock "The son of a bitch was huge, it was the size of a man" again I don't think that even Ash was aware of how the creature could grow so large so rapidly, and from this point on has to handle the situation as best as possible, and he wouldn't have told the crew even if he knew or suspected.
On why the Egg Chamber appears to be much larger than the Derelict.
To tell the truth I was so caught up in the visual spectacle when you see the Egg Chamber revelead in all it's Gigeresque glory, in the wide shot, that I never really noticed or gave it any thought. On quick inspection of the scene, I agree it does look much larger than the Derelict, but if you look closely the chamber does sorta curve off in the distance, seeming to follow the contours of the ship. Doctor Who? maybe the Space jockeys have some sort of Spatial Dimension buggering technology and use this on their cargo holds to increase the load capacity of their ships. Or it could well be that the ship is docked on a storage facility (though I'm going to discount this for reasons I will explain shortly). I don't consider this a plot hole as such, but more a part of the mystery behind the Sapce Jockey race, Ridley Scott has always maintained that it was a weapons carrier carrying the eggs, he seems to think it was in the ship. Thanks for pointing it out as it is something I never really noticed. So in my opinion, none of these really count as plot holes, and I feel all of them are adressed in the film (except the Egg Chamber size thing). I feel insulted when films blatantly spell out these things for you, It's much better when they infer bits of info with little hints in actor's performances (watch Ian Holm closely in the Chestburster scene) or lines, little subtle hints from the director etc Just my opinion I know, not everyone will agree and thank the Great Spaghetti Monster in the sky for that.
On The issue of Human Space Jockeys.
Yeah I know Giger depicted humanoids in his mural for the pyramid in Alien, but his humanoids were clearly not human. The Promethean engineers were just tall, white, Schwarzenegger clones with black eyes. If they had stuck more closely to Giger's original design they wouild have been a lot more suited to the Alien univerese, instead I could only think "where's the Gym located on the Juggernaut? do engineers have body building competions? maybe their demise was due to rampant steroid abuse" to me they were laughable. Also if it's not used in the film, it's not part of the canon. Ridley Scott had the Idea to end the 1st film thus: The Alien tears off Ripley's head, and sends a message back to Earth imitating her voice??? Sure glad cooler heads prevailed over that one, or the Idea they had that: The Alien only kills whilst immature and once it reaches full maturity it settles down to a life of learning, art and literature??? these Ideas would have robbed the creature of it's power as an almost indestructible force of nature, and goes to illustrate that 1. Don't let Ridley Scott try and come up with story Ideas coz they suck and will ruin the movie, and 2. If it aint on the screen, it aint necessarily so. On my first viewing of Alien and subsequently I never thought of The Space Jockey as anything but an "Alien life form, looks like it's been dead a long time". Every Alien fan I know hates Prometheus for this.
On Dodgy Science/Plot Holes/Logic Malfunctions in Science Fiction Films.
Yes Gravity didn't spend much thought on scientific accuracy, and Interstellar definately had some plot malfunctions concerning science and logic e.g. Planets Orbitng Black Holes : I thought that a Black Hole's gravity was so strong that nothing, including light, can escape it (they destroy stars), so by rights those planets should have been torn to shreds and sucked in. In Sunshine, the Crispy Critter bad guy ending: if a human is that badly burnt and survives that long without medical assistance (impossible), he probably aint gonna be up to running around trying to kill the protagonists (I thought that this just went too far and wrecked the movie totally). So for the sake of dramatic licence you have to accept the odd bit of dodgy science here or there, no SF film is ever 100 percent scientifically accurate, but as long as they try to get as much of it right as they can, you just gotta suspend your disbelief.
Even Alien/Aliens had some plot holes in places e.g. In Alien: what happened to the xenomorph that hatched from the Space Jockey? The computer seems to decypher the signal very quickly? an Alien language/code that has no antecendents in any known human language? The franchise doesnt seem to acknowledge relativity (if they're traveling for years at light speed, wouldn't Ripleys daughter already be long dead before the events in Alien?) In Aliens Ripley: (I think) asks "how long once we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?" Hicks: "17 days" Since it was established in Alien that LV 426 was 13 months travel time to Earth, and allowing for tecnological innovations in FTL space travel and Colonial expansion over 57 years, he didn't mean it would take a team 17 days to arrive from Earth, but obviously from a colony much closer to LV 426 (they wouldn't have been in Hypersleep if it was only 17 days to Earth). So, if they had people who could get there in 17 days at the start, would they not have sent them out to check on the colony when communications were lost, rather than waiting for a team from Earth to get there many months later? Yes, but dramatically they had to get Ripley back there (one way of adressing this in the script would have been for them to find an abandoned dropship when they land, no clues to what happened but establishes that the company DID send a team out as soon as they could. It's really not that hard to spot these problems in a script and come up with solutions to them). Also, how long is it before they are actually delared overdue? 17 days? 17 days + mission completion time + 17 days = 34 + for rescue, Hudson doesn't factor this in to the equation "17 days? we're not gonna last 17 hours..." but I suppose he's slightly stressed out so you can forgive him. Another small point about Aliens is, why do they deduce there is a Queen laying the eggs? In her interrogation in the boardroom at the beginning, Ripley states "Kane, the crewmember who went into the ship said he saw thousands of eggs" now the military would have been briefed on all Ripley's disclosures before the mission, so by rights they shouldn't even be wondering about the source of the eggs. They know that there is a bloody big ship out there with "thousands of eggs in it", why signpost the Queen's appearance? Why does it take Bishop 50 minutes to pilot the 2nd dropship from the Sulaco? "30 minutes to prep the ship and about 50 minutes flight time", on the 1st flight they got to the colony from orbit in about 5 minutes, Is Bishop a slow driver? These small points have always bugged me a bit, but it doesn't jar me that badly that it takes you out of the film, you just accept it and enjoy the movie. It's just when the science/plot is so dodgy as in Prometheus and other films, it makes you stop and go W.T.F.? Even a film based on historical fact such as Apollo 13 has to take some liberties with scientific accuracy for the sake of drama.
Lastly, the major offender against any remotely accurate science has to be Star Trek: Aliens are just lumpy headed people who conveniently all speak English and all seem to have very similar societies based on ancient human cultures (Romulans = Romans, Klingons = Mongols, etc). The human race matures in the future and everybody is nice to each other (bullshit, greed and lust for power aint gonna go away in 200 years), Space travel in Star Trek is ludicrous: even when they are thousands of light years from Earth, as soon as the Borg or whoever turn up to assimilate it, it seems to take 'em about 10 minutes to get back to our solar system and join the fight and even though I am not a Physicist, it seems to me that a ship dropping out of warp speed suddenly would be a catastrophic event and the ship and crew would be toast, but they pull off this maneuver regularly. Beam Me up Scotty: would you really want to disassemble your body and transmit it's component atoms through Space? what about Cosmic Radiation? you would reassemble hideously mutated if you survived at all. The approach to Interstellar communication varies greatly in response to the needs of furthering the plot, it sometimes takes weeks to communicate with base and sometimes they can talk to Earh in real time. Humanoids are the dominant species in the Universe. So despite being a huge fan of the Original series re-runs when I was a kid, the later movies and shows didn't impress me at all, I suppose because by the age of 12 my interest in SF films and shows was maturing and I was Into stuff like Alien, Soylent Green, Aliens, Planet of the Apes, Logan's Run, The Omega Man, 1984, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Blade Runner, The Thing, Rollerball, Silent Running, etc. and my interest in the kids stuff like Star Trek and Star Wars just dropped away, I have a slight nostalgic fondness for them but that's it.
On Gravity and Interstellar.
I didn't think Gravity was a Great movie, but it was OK, and when you keep seeing films that consistently let down your expectations I suppose you lower 'em a bit. After being totally unimpressed by: Alien 3, Alien 4, Avatar, The Matrix sequels, Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Tron: Legacy, Judge Dredd (the Stallone piece of crap, not the new Karl Urban one which I was pleasantly surprised to find I liked, that's Dredd done right, new, more realistic version of Mega City One, which bothered me a bit before I saw the film, but now think was a good design choice. The Stallone one certainly looked the part and had all the right elements in place, Rico Dredd, Chief Judge Magruder, The Angel Gang, ABC Warrior, Judge Hershey, A good cast, well, apart from Sly and Rob Bloody Schneider, it had Ian Dury which was a brilliant bit of casting. But they got the character totally wrong and the story sucked). The Hobbit, Elysium, Oblivion (not A Tom Cruise fan but can stomach him in small doses, thought he was good in A Few Good Men and I liked The Last Samurai) SPOILER ALERT If you liked Moon, haven't seen Oblivion and are thinking of watching it, DON"T BOTHER It's just a Mega budget rip-off of Moon, thousandses of Tom Cruises my precious. Sam Rockwell can act the arse off the Cruiser. Shit, sidetracked again.
So Gravity not too bad, Sandra Bullock and all, I was entertained. Interstellar, a much better movie. A good attempt at making a 2001 for the 21st century. Far from perfect but entertaining as hell. Loved Matt Damon as the bad guy, cowardly scientist who fills the HAL role (I figured he was driven insane by his ordeal), Hands up who else thought it was gonna be one of the robots who sabotaged the mission, I think that was a good bit of misdirection on the part of the Nolan Brothers. I thought that's more like what a spacesuit should look like too, extrapolated from contemporary suit design.
The bonus features documentary was the Furious Gods, I didn't remember the title is all. this was better than the actual movie and did give an insight into Prometheus and what went wrong. I realise studio interference had a big part in it, you would think that a with a director of Scott's stature, that a studio would just leave him alone to get on with the job, yet no, according to Scott they still bug him mercilessly over evey little creative decision. I wish Hollywood studios would just leave the film making to the creative teams, and stick to what they do which is financing the bloody things. I suppose they feel they have a right to protect their investments, but most of the disappointing movies I mentioned earlier probably would have been much better without studio interference, and they end up screwing themselves over anyway when these movies don't do well financially. But Mr. Scott did make some rather poor creative choices with creature design (compared with the much better ones he chucked out) and script, so isn't entirely blameless. I understand why Guy Pearce was in Old man make up, I just didn't think it looked very convincing. You can see all sorts of horrific true life surgery on TV these days (maybe not self inflicted C- sections) on the hospital reality shows.
Finally, I am getting a bit Prometheused out. If I can overcome my difficulties with the site (I do need to upgrade my PC when I can afford to, and hopefully this will rectify the issues with the page jumping around on me, especially if there is some way to block the fucking advertising as this seems to be causing the issues, I need some technical assistance and a mate has said he will check it out for me) I am wondering about the rules for publishing fan fiction on the site?, as I decided to put my money where my mouth is and write a story that I would have liked Prometheus to be. I have had some ideas kicking around in my head for years, after being disappointed in the later Alien films, but could never get 'em down as I struggle with narrative prose. Recently I thought: Do it as a screenplay and It's been pouring out, much easier to write. I decided to meld my ideas with Prometheus and thought about a few questions:
1. How does the company know about the Alien?
2. How much do they know about the Alien?
3. How was the Nostromo re-routed to LV 426?
So, from there I have written the ending (A conversation between two Weyland - Yutani executives: Melkonis and Roby), and have written 50 pages, the first act. Would anyone be interested in reading this? This is why I have discounted the theory of the derelict being docked on a storage facility, as my take on it is, the derelict crashed there, and my story is set on LV 427 (that's about 1 LV away from LV 426 Mr. Lindelof) the Sapce Jockey's weapons facility a moon also orbiting the giant ringed planet.
Re: the pic at the bottom of the page (spacesuted figure, Shaw? standing in front of the Juggernaut). I assume this is photoshopped as I don't recall any scene in Prometheus looking that dark and foreboding, might not have been quite so disappointed if there had been, the movie was too bright and sunny. With the Furious Gods doco and info from your replies I at least now have an insight on Prometheus many problems, but the one question still remains: Ridley Scott, why did you announce you were making an ALIEN PREQUEL then not do it? Lack of confidence in his own abilities? I don't buy the excuse that Alien Vs Predator ruined the Alien, that's just a cop out, and he would have been aware of this before he made the announcement. That should have been a challenge. Maybe he's getting too old and is well past it and should retire before he buggers up Blade Runner as well. (Everyone's a replicant. The human race died off after the war mentioned in P.K. Dick's original story and the replicants recreated society in their creators image, then erased their memories and replaced them with artificial ones) actually, thinking about that it could make sense and would be a hell of a twist ending. Replicants build replicant slaves and then build replicant bounty hunters to exterminate them when they come to Earth, thinking they themselves are human. Ridley, call me and we'll do lunch.
Also interested in discourse on Sci Fi and realated movies and literature in general, but I realise that this is not the focus of this site. I apologise again for my long, rambling discourses and tendency to go off mission, but I writes it as it comes out and if people don't wanta read it they won't. If you do cheers for your time and feedback, muchly appreciated. I hope I can overcome site difficulties as this has been mentally stimulating, and would like to continue with the fan fiction angle etc.
The Dead Kennedys/Giger connection.
Back in the late 80's, The Dead Kennedys released an album with a print of Giger's Penis Landscape as the insert poster. They were subsequently sued for distribution of pornography, but won the case when they proved that Giger's work is art not pornography. To me Giger's Art was definately "Punk Rock" compared with the mainstream art establishment, and I'm glad he was vindicated in the eyes of the law as being an artist not a pornographer.
Hope I aint bored ya to death, Cheers.