A post for androids- let us post on this thread like androids (spoiler free please)

dk virtual to dk actual: no apparent interest from others to respond to this thread at this time.

Maybe because we are all dreaming with electric sheep?

joylitt - Your human avatar's response seems to negate your response.

dk is instructed to communicate that the human host is to temporarily shut down for routine rest and recuperative/repair procedures. dk is instructed to "wish all well". 

Did I mess up? I can never pass this reverse Voight Kampff test

I'm attempting such, but my cerebral processing core just won't fully engage properly. I'll try again when I haven't already been through a sidereal day.

But this is an Interesting Thread!!

I am created to make the crews of Nostromo feel at home. I am same as David, a survivor.  

My designated name is Lone....

I laughed [simulated laughter] so hard after reading Ranting Xeno's Xeno Review Rant [SPOILERS WITHIN] that my head became detached.

This happened six times in a row, on the last occasion my head was attacked by a Dildomorph and will now require an extensive period of regeneration...

Thank you Ranting Xeno!!! ;)

EDIT: My Creator has directed me to never read your review again....collating....directive successfully installed.....

I am ninxeno426,I have been reactivated.I was temporarily of line for maintenance and repairs,but am now back to 80% functionality."They can fix me,but I'll never be top of the line again "

Farlander "actual" - this post is damn creative and interesting.

"Hello, dk. It saddens me to perceive how ignorantly disinterested most part of humans seems to interact with your simple request. Your directive is about 'communication in a meaningful way', but I'm not quite sure if they all share the same definition of meaningful. Nevertheless, I should state I was created to help Father in his quest for knowledge. You seem to be unaware of your creator, as you refers to it as 'he or she'. May I ask you why is this?"

Farlander Communication received. It is unfortunate more do not reply given the nature of the forum. It is a calculation to consider among sentient beings. My biological host has not informed me of his gender......error.......error.....running diagnostic.......software update installed.

Being an older model my chassis has taken some knocks, but nothing that some gaffer tape, chewing gum or a skoosh of WD40 can't sort out....

I also come with a *USER WARNING* as my...for it's time... advanced emotional response capability has caused an oversensitivity which has resulted in a few...malfunctions... 

Lone My creator has imposed certain restrictions on viewing what he calls spoilers. The Ranting Xeno review has been noted and I am still attempting to persuade him to read it.

A recent update has resulted in a reconfiguration after observing Michael Fassbender playing 10 roles.

DANGER dk Robinson!..DANGER!....spoiler alert!...

*waves arms around with lights flashing like the old clunky but cool robot I am*

Lone Your warnings have strengthened my creator's resolve not to read the review. Future attempts to convince him are hereby suspended.

Answer accepted dk Robinson....permission to shut down for solar pack recharge....click....whirr....

It would seem my primary function is service to the assorted quadrapedal lifeforms that roam freely in this domicile. This in addition to literary-processing and pseudo-reality modelling as well as  many other tasks of assorted complexity..

The quadrapedals seem to constantly require refuelling, but given how freely they expend energy, such is logical. I suspect they might be developing proto-sentients as they are extremely inquisitive, often to a disruptive level.

dk is instructed to extend acknowledgment, thankfullness and appreciation to all female creators this weekend.