The best alien quotes

" who do i have to fuck to get off this ship "

"They mostly come out at night.Mostly."

"WHAT'S IN F@&KING SIDE ME!!!"

"I'd rather be eating something else, but right now I'm thinking about food."

"Kane's son" (also, with another spelling you get Cain)

"These are very tough hombre's,there's nothing they can't handle."

"I won't lie about your chances.You have my sympathies."

ninXeno426: a good one, and Ash is smiling when he says that.

"I'm feeling great, next stupid question"

- Kane after facehugger attack

How has no one mentioned "Game over man! Game Over"

"A day in the Marine Corp's like a day on a farm: every meal, a banquet; every paycheck a fortune; I LOVE the Corp!" 

"A day in the Marine Corp's like a day on a farm: every meal, a banquet; every paycheck a fortune; I LOVE the Corp!" 

"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!" -Apone

"It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. " -Apone

"Walk in the park, we fix somethin' we stay fixed...right Brett baby?"

"Right!"

"Back to the old freezerinos!"

Ash smirking- "There is an explanation for this you know"

"Equatorial orbit nailed"

"We ain't outta here in 10 minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space!" 

"I feel dead!"

"Anyone ever tell you, you look dead?"