No ofense, but........(get your flame throwers ready)

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MemberTrilobiteJanuary 11, 20173206 Views20 RepliesPlease understand I say this as an Alien fan.
Beyond the original 3 Star Wars, which were awesome but wholesome, I dismiss it starting with the whiney EP 1. I am an Alien and Trek Person.
I would like to see the Engineers bombard the Star Wars universe with black goo. Who or what in that world could challenge a pi%^ed off Xeno?
Again, note the OP. This could be cathartic.
Jedi would chop them to pieces with the lightsabers cauterising the wounds minimising acid blood spray.
Or the Death Star could use a single reactor ignition from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
LOL! I only did this thread after seeing Star Wars references- completely different thing. Star Wars- Lasers and ships vs Alien- Spear gun, faulty malfunctioning equipment.
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That is another thing. Star Wars folks seem to have lasers/blasters, technology etc while the Alien franchise has basic equipment, stuff that almost never works and wits only.
Ha this is a funny idea.I'd like to see the black goo used on the gungans or atleast Jar Jar.Bet you he'd still be pretty fucking stupid once he mutates lol.
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As stated in the OP......I would like to se a Juggernaut drop a payload of black goo on the Star Wars universe and slap its smug wholesome face. I would leave Star Wars alone but someone mentioned it on an Alien thread and contaminated the site.
Ha ha ha! A gooed Jar-Jar! :D :D
*Jar-Jar speaks silly, attacks people, bites them and makes the invasion of Normandy during ww2 seem like a vacation*
Makes you wonder what effect the blackgoo would have on the midichlorians. Lightsaber wielding xeno that wants to french kiss you, shoot you with electricity, and then levitate you towards it all at the same time. That's just not even right.
I think its the Merger that would kick ass....
Snoke.. the Sith Engineer lol
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yeah get a huge IV drip of black goo and stick it into jar jar, has there ever been a more irritating character??
The only character i find more irritating is episode 1 Anakin
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We should dip him in black goo too,then we'll have a black goo infused Darth Vader(cue the Imperial March theme)!!!
Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for
the kid wasn't too bad but the older Anakin was hopeless, such a weak flat actor for such an important role
tbh im not interested in SW anymore. ep4-5-6 were amazing but 1-2-3 were awful, Anakin and obi-wan were terrible and im a huge ewan McGregor fan, cant wait for trainspotting2
I actually enjoyed TFA and Rogue One for what they were, but like Indy and a lot of other classic films with new sequels decades later, it's very hard to recreate the same magic.
We also have to take nostalgia and our youthful view on things back then into consideration.
thought the last indy movie was good tbh but even letting the star wars films have a bit of slack, they were poor. was it intended to be so obvious who the emperor was 0.3 seconds after the senator came into view?