Paradise plot could be "Educating Rita 2"?

It's that Noomi Rapace accent that reminds me of Julie Walters In Educatin' Rita. (here's where all the sci-fi fans stop reading). We've had enough gore and gloom in the other nasty xenomorph focused movies so this one could be a weird, witty comedy with some wild special effects. Michael Caine is the Great Professor of Paradise and Julie Walters is a creator Goddess. Dr. Shaw flies to heaven in an Engineer's ship only to find out she's goin' to school 'n readin' holobooks under Caine's tutelage. She parties with Walters. David learns to loosen up his robotic ways and learns the art of dry humor after Caine finds a way to get him inebriated. Paradise wine is all-powerful and soul procuring. It's all a great big joke. Our ancestors were just messin' around for the fun of it. Educating Rita meets Paradise University? Why not? Caine was the all-powerful bartender in Mr. Destiny. This could happen, I can feel it.